I try to do this every year, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it last year because the QB I’ve been waiting to include had to make a pit stop at a JUCO school, but we’re back now that he’s at Oklahoma!
Offense
QB: General Booty, Oklahoma
RB: Kavosiey Smoke, Kentucky
WR: DeColdest Crawford, Nebraska
WR: Boogie Knight, Louisiana-Monroe
WR: Dakota Twitty, Virginia
TE: Jaegar Bull, Wake Forest
OL: Dylan Deathrage, Western Michigan
OL: Panda Askew, Charlotte
OL: Wing Green, Georgia Tech
OL: Tiger Shanks, UNLV
OL: Guiseppe Gottfried, Navy
Defense
DL: Fish McWilliams, UAB
DL: Demon Clowney, Ole Miss
DL: Tonka Hemingway, South Carolina
DL: Shitta Sillah, Boston College
LB: Bumper Pool, Arkansas
LB: Buck Coors, Wyoming
LB: Hot Rod Fitten, South Carolina
DB: Storm Duck, North Carolina
DB: Kool-Aid McKinstry, Alabama
DB: Souleymane Bangoura, Miami (FL)
DB: New Zealand Williams, San Diego State
Special Teams
K: Massimo Biscardi, Mississippi State
P: Maximilian Van Marburg, Syracuse
